Monday, August 3, 2009

The New Retirement Plan

401(k) bust? Social Security concerns? Health care got you down? Take this into consideration. Go to prison. Not only do you get paid while you live there for a mere $10.00 per month, you can count on these benefits for no additional cost:

Medical care
Gym membership
Groceries
Clothing
Internet/Email
Cable

College education (although why would you need it now?)


Who says criminals are dumb? Seems they have it figured out to me. The American prison system, putting your tax dollars to work for you.
Thoughtfully Written by Jayne at 2:19 PM
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  1. UnknownAugust 3, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    "The American prison system (don't you mean government?), putting your tax dollars to work for you." AND making us poorer and more dependent on stupid gov't and more stressed out in the process~!

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  2. M.AngeloAugust 4, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    Prisons have an active dating scene too...faster results than E-Harmony. C'mere Bubba.

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