About Me

Hi, my name is Lisa, and I'm a text addict. I like to share. My opinion especially. I have an ever changing myriad of opinions that will at some point contradict themselves. I get annoyed very easily, which leads to temper tantrums and angry outbursts. My four-year old reprimands me for that on a regular basis. Oh yes, I am a wife and a mother. Mediocre at best on both accounts. The reason for this I can only assume comes from my unusual upbringing and checkered past. None of which I regret. The past that is.

I have varied interests and hobbies ranging from being obsessed with the Mormons to sexual deviance. (Part of my checkered past). I actually attribute this wide and variable social pattern to the fact that I really have no idea who I am as a person, therefore, I just try on random things to see how they fit. I like to think this makes me a very well rounded person, when in fact, it actually makes me a little, oh, I know there is a term for it, I can't think of it right now, moving on.

The truth is, I want to be just like you and to be liked by you. Maybe I should rename this to "About You". But that would be dumb because we all know it's about me.